I'm gonna die a horrible death? Hell yea.

I recently got this email from my aunt about the do's and don't's for staying healthy. And reading it I was getting more and more terrified by the sentence. But after all someone once told me, "People will always find a problem with foods that will kill us all eventually, so who cares?" Well, yeah I guess that's sorta true. Anyways, here are the causes of my death if I'm ever gonna die soon. ;P

French fries
Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer-causing acrylamides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries.

I. Love. Fries. Okay.

No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

I DO NOT EAT BREAKFAST. Cuz I wake up too late to call it breakfast. So I skip straight to lunch.

Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

I am dead sure I'm not the only one to do this.

Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

I used to do this. Used to. What do you expect? All SPM's fault!

The main causes of liver damage are:

- Not urinating in the morning.

- Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main causes.

- Skipping breakfast.

Unfortunately I am guilty for all these. Hahaha. To add to all that, you know when everyone says that you shouldn't put your phone(or any electric appliances, really) near you when you're sleeping? Cuz the radioactive waves will cause brain cancer? *cough* I put my phone on my bedside table, next to my head. Heh. Hey, its wayyy better than putting it under your pillow when you sleep like I used to, kay? I'm very sure a lot of people do that. And sometimes I leave the laptop running next to my bed (Prolly cuz I'm downloading something big that requires 6hrs+ to download) through the night while I'm sleeping. My sister says it has radioactive waves too. Sigh. Can it get any worse? Apparently it can. When I was a kid, I was playing with this thermometer, and it broke, and all the mercury came out. And I was like "Shit these collapsible little silver balls are so fucking amusing!" *Rolls them around and squishes them into tinier balls* And you know how poisonous mercury is. Well, on the bright side, I now know how fun it is to play with mercury and what it feels like. HAHAHAHAANDYOUDONTHAHAHAHA.